Create a 9:16 full-bleed editorial action poster that captures everything about Lionel Messi—but not the graceful dribbles or the calm celebrations. I want the absurd version. The one that wakes up on a freezing winter day in Buenos Aires that's so cold, his breath freezes mid-air.Here's the shot: Messi is mid-dribble, but it's not silky—it's chaotic. His skin and sweat have to be so hyper-realistic you can count every pore and stray hair on his beard, but his body is a tiny chibi figure with stubby legs scrambling in a frantic blur. His head? Massive. 100% photorealistic—every expression line, every drop of frozen sweat—but his face is pure cartoon terror. Eyes bulging like dinner plates, mouth stretched into a horrified oval like he just saw Sergio Ramos charging at him with a cartoon anvil.Drop him into a ridiculous, cartoonish version of La Bombonera stadium—the goalposts are wobbly, the ball is shaped like a watermelon, and a giant cartoon seagull is trying to steal it. This is a funny, energetic, colorful action blockbuster 3D poster.Design elements: Explode it with bright blue-and-white color splashes, floating dust particles, and premium composition that looks like a World Cup final movie poster.Lighting: Hit him with cinematic softbox lighting, dramatic edge light that defines his iconic profile, volumetric rays cutting through the cold mist, and studio-quality reflections on his vibrant Argentina jersey. Make his skin tone warm and natural like a high-end portrait.Photo Style: Ultra-realistic blockbuster editorial—IMAX color grading, shot on an 85mm portrait lens with shallow depth of field. Hyper-detailed textures, award-winning graphic design, premium typography that screams global billboard quality, 8K ultra-HD, 9:16 vertical.
